My self-introduction for a job

Money is never an issue until you’re lack of it. For over a year with my little salary and family’s supports (I’m living with my parents and all), I manage to live a simple and happy life. Looking up and down in society by a phony ladder, I consider myself not a poor lady but no way near the average standard. It’s my choice to feel enough in life.

For the last two months, I’ve been in a serious money problems. Maybe “serious” is a little exaggerated because right now I don’t own anyone anything, we, normal Asian don’t like living in debt. But living in smoking, cloudy days with the infinite concern about turning green is not the thing I prepare to do either. About 10 days ago, when I looked at how little Uncle Hồ smiling at me in my wallet, I did a Japanese thing when I started to write down all the things I spent in the first 5 days of July. Well, the fact is I didn’t waste my money in anything. Not on clothes, not on luxury foods, not on random things I saw online, not on booze, everything I bought is everything I needed, not everything I wanted. And still, in the middle of the month and another wedding to attend, I’m totally out of all my elements.

So feeling enough is actually really dumb, I guess. I make so little money to have the right to feel enough. It’s reality, not a freaking pagoda with faith in Buddha to destroy the hunger and pay the tuition with kindness. I need money, like really need it. Being a single lady with only a picky-eater dog’s mouth to feed, I can’t be that broke. I don’t allow myself to be that broke.

Now you know the reason I wrote this post, I need a job (with payment of course). Since my current job doesn’t bring me passion or happiness, I insist this second job will be the one that contains joys and curiosity and it will be the one I want to do, which is writing letters to people. So if you know some lonely people that need a pen pal company and their wealthy family is willing to pay anyone to write to them, please let me know.

Hey, hey, don’t leave! I read a lot of things more ridiculous and unreasonable than that. I don’t know, it must be someone on this overpopulated planet and maybe, out of this Earth (I don’t care about races) need my writing skills and my charming, honest personality to feel better.

Here is my something about me: I am a 28 single female with “decent” English and a surprisingly impressed knowledge about western pop culture (in Asian standard). I am nice, I am reliable, I am straightforward, patient and consistent human being. You may ask what makes me worth to be paid, there are plenty of free pen pal website on the internet. Well, I’m telling you, I don’t scam your money, I don’t flirt, I don’t aim for a green card, I don’t look for a date or a husband. I am interesting in my boring way and according to my friends, I have an old, corny, profound and pretentious souls. Even though I am willing to learn about your interests and hobbies, I won’t trick you to like me in any way.

So if you’re interested, please contact me at email vogiangvu189@gmail.com. Well, being a broke, foolish, childish, again, broke lady who loves criminal shows, Nigerian prince, please just ignore me.