Thoughts of the day: New kind of porn???


Everybody watches porn. Get over it!

Recently, I found out that there is a thing called “Porn for girls”. I don’t know what is the technical name for this category, but it is the kind of porn for women. How did I know that? Well, they have a face of a beautiful man on the thumbnail and it is NOT a gay porn, okay?

Maybe I am late for the party, maybe it has been there for a long ass time and my limited, ignoring mind just too dumb to know. Maybe it’s a common sense, maybe it’s old as the Earth, maybe it’s a basic knowledge that I happened just exploring last week. So excuse me for lack of porn experience, it’s totally new concept for me.

Well, just like a good product, this kind of porn knows their customers and what they wants. It’s not like soft porn when I get so frustrated knowing they are faking it and they are doing a horrendous job to look satisfied. It’s not gross like hardcore porn or any ordinary porn for men when I got some wrinkles in my forehead or raising my eyebrow for seeing something I wish I didn’t see. This kind of porn looks real and they focus on all the things women would love while watching porn. They know which parts need to be longer and which parts need to cut loose. There are some pretty men and some pretty girl and they pretend to be in love. The director gives so much attention to the feeling and the camera shots are nice and movie-like.  They are really pleasant to watch. I was stunned. I didn’t know there is a kind of porn that I don’t need to fast forward through the disgusting parts.

Then I start to wonder, who the hell thought of this brilliant idea? Was this person a she or a he? My first guess is it was a woman’s idea. Men didn’t know how disgusting their porn are and some of them even think that women don’t watch porn ever. It has to be a woman’s point of view. But then again, it might be a man’s unexpected ray of thought that turned out to be life/career changing. Then I ask myself how they know the things women watch in porn. Did they have a survey that they asked you for some of your minutes to fill the papers? Did they choose some random girls on the streets and interview them about their favorite taste of porn? Did they secretly send emails to some girls usually visit on porn sites? We all know the porn sites know who we are, even people on Youtube know secretly what your favorite category is.

 A lot of things are changing to build this kind of porn, you know. It's different in the details and the scripts filling with pleasant emotions and not so graphic. But in the core, they never forget their main purpose: they aren’t exotic movies, they are porn and porn only. Even though it's much nicer.

You know the sexy scene introducing the star of the movie in the beginning, right? The beautiful girl is wearing a bikini or some sorts of tight clothes and acting seducing by twisting her bodies and does the hentai face. She touches her features and expresses herself with horny poses and slutty eyes, it’s quite obvious and cheap in the way I think men enjoy it the most. Well, in porn for women, the hot shirtless guy is just pretending he knows boxing. The cameras show off his face and his muscle while he’s kicking and punching a sand bag. Maybe there are some sweat in his skin to sexy affect, it doesn’t contain the private part or touching himself scene. Yes, women’s porn are a lot more subtle. We are that nice.

Anyways, I have no complaint about my new discovery. It was like a whole new concept that is totally important and so pointless in my life right now.

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